Hey guys! What’s Shakin’? Lets get down to the dirty stuff!
West – Disaster came back purple and angry! First stop they hit was West CR purpling and killing west pug raid to establish their dominance. Although a little birdy told me they are not nearly what they once were. A couple sources within the guild have leaked that the old leadership of this once great guild have poofed! Lots of whining and bad pvp according to my sources. Disaster members have attempted to fool the west claiming they have no interest in attacking anyone that is not gank bus on the west and they are here to pvp. Last known location before FEMA nation was formed was swimming their DGS packs stealth to solzreed and caring them safely to Two Crowns for turn in. Interesting route. Im sure they are just enjoying fellow Nuian artist Heinrichos trees and the rest of the scenery. Its a good thing they had a peace scroll on since transfer otherwise those silly Gank Bus members would have attempted a dominion to try to claim those 100g packs for their own.
East – I need news… No idea what the hell is going on over there. A few left to join FEMA Nation.
Pirates – …… Temporarly on vacation
FEMA – It has come to my attention that several people are lost on the name. Allow me to inform you of its orgin. The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) is an agency of the United States Department of Homeland Security which specializes in Disaster mitigation, preparedness, response, recovery, education, and references. They are comprised of Pirates, East and Gank Bus with the intention of saving the server from a disasterous force which intends to cause serious harm to the weather in all nations. It is told to include winds that freeze and metiors that burn with the occasional toxic gas. They asked me to include a special weather statment in this segment of the news: Please understand that once in a while while cleaning up a disaster there are injuries to the public. It is important that the public avoid all areas of the storm to not incur any collateral damage. Remember kids, FEMA cares. Any complaints can be mailed in game to Kraekrae.
Not Bias – umm what happened Gimpo?
Not Today – Taken by <Try Tomorow>
Gank Bus – Marcala taken by <Disaster> Heedmar still belongs to <Gank bus>
Lazy Gamers – Taken by <Lazy Nation>
Peacekeepers – No combat, castle safe
Disaster – Paid mercinaries to help fight FEMA in the siege.
SORCERER’S NEW GAME?!?! – Whaaaat??? Yeah. Many of you may remember Sorcerer the GM of The White Order. He had the Mythic Club, totally loaded, everybody hated him. yeah that guy. He has a new game that he is developing very soon! The Name is Ashes of Creation. You can check it out here. It looks beautiful. I know as an open world sandbox fan Im going to be checking it out. The NPC’s level up. The Game includes Sieges, crafting, pve, pvp, and trade. Register for Pre-Alpha here to get updates on new content and previews http://intrepidstudios.ref-r.com/c/i/11916/4494328
3.0 Fresh Start Who’s going? What side? Sorry to see you go… See you back in a month or so…
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